by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

The Police, they love donuts right? " Hey cop why don't cha get a donut cops love donuts!." Which is a interesting stereotype cause you know who else likes donuts? Absolutely everyone, Of course cops

by Sonata Arctica on album For The Sake Of Revenge

by Sonata Arctica on album Women Who Kill

by Sonata Arctica on album Women Who Kill

by Foreground Eclipse on album Wishes Hidden in the Foreground Noise

I know that no one knows what we're singing in English And it becomes a bit faster, watch your step If you feel sick of this song, it's far better to skip right now I'm sure that next one's not too l

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

First things first rest in peace Uncle Phil, for real You the only father that I ever knew I get my bitch pregnant I'ma be a better you Prophesies that I made way back in the Ville, fulfilled Listen e

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

Sometimes I feel like I'm trying to get fat. Last night I was eating a pint of ice cream and finished it because I'm an American. I took of the lid and I threw it away because I'm not a quitter everyo

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

But there's unhealthy eating everywhere; I was in Arizona and New Mexico, and there are people eating fried bread. There are stands that sell only fried bread, and I saw that and I was like, " I found

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

The Police, they love donuts right? " Hey cop why don't cha get a donut cops love donuts!." Which is a interesting stereotype cause you know who else likes donuts? Absolutely everyone, Of course cops

by Jim Gaffigan on album Happy Hour

Im a little slow tonight I had a hot pocket for dinner. Good to see im not the only white trash here. Crowd cheers I buy the hot pockets, I go in Grocery Stores and im like "Yeah i'll get these." I've

by Jim Gaffigan on album Doing My Time

You're having my baby What a lovely way of saying how much you love me Having my baby What a lovely way of saying what you're thinking of me I can see it, your face is glowing I can see it in your ey

by Jim Gaffigan on album The Last Supper

Yeah Come on, huh Jay Park ChaCha AOM & 1lli, rrah I built this shit from the ground up And can I mention there will be no 9/11 you can never break me down son Work hard Play hard Serve bars Stay sha

by Jim Gaffigan on album Economics II

Cause I am a lazy man, I love doing nothing. Which is not good, when you're busy. You ever have so much to do you just decide to take a nap? Maybe some elves will come in here and do this crap. Think

by Sonata Arctica on album For the Sake of Revenge

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed

by Jim Gaffigan on album Obsessed